*i* needed a little cheering up...how 'bout you?
What's silver and red and waddles into walls?
A hungry zombie baby with forks in its eyes.
What's black and white and red all over?
A nun being devoured by zombie babies.
What's red and gray and splashes?
A zombie baby playing in a puddle of brains.
What's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
Watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.
What's green, blue, red, and tastes funny?
A zombie baby eating a clown.
What's red and sits in a high chair?
A zombie baby eating a twitching, human foot.
What's cuter than a zombie baby?
A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth.
What's small, red, and can't turn around in a corridor?
A zombie baby impaled on a 7-foot iron spear.
should we get serious and become a full-fledged zombie squad?